Biggest town in Shropshire has more stuff nicked than a small village no-one can

Biggest town in Shropshire has more stuff nicked than a small village no-one can point to on a map shocker.

The latest crime stats for the county reveals an unsurprising massive difference between Telford & Bucknell in relation to the value of items stolen from homes.

Residents of the biggest town in Shropshire, (Telford) had almost £5m of goods stolen compared to thirty grands worth of stuff from Bucknell, a village where they share one bike in order to get to the Post Office in nearby Clun.

A burglar who spoke to Telford Live claimed “The market for used pitchforks is limited to Broseley really, and since Mr Jones who lives in Bucknell has started carving his name in the handles, I’m back to stealing iPads & Macbooks from Priorslee”

2 thoughts on “Biggest town in Shropshire has more stuff nicked than a small village no-one can

  • February 12, 2018 at 5:07 pm
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    who ever wrote “Biggest town in Shropshire has more stuff nicked than a small village no-one can point to on a map shocker”. you are really bad at writing headlines

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  • February 12, 2018 at 5:40 pm
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    Jason Dillon I’ll be sure to pass all my sub editing over to you in future. As soon as you learn to start sentences with capitals and end them with full stops.

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