Telford Live

Just watched Toy Story in 3D at the cinema….

My other half was in 2D and there were some kids in 4D, 5D and 6D on my row!

From sky news – the dead mi6 agent found in a bag in his london flat has been named as
david shepherd. He is thought to have been stabbed and put into a hot bath.

Police are treating it as a boil-in-the-bag-shepherd-spy.

DONT KNOW WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT THIS CAT IN THE BIN, TOP CAT LIVED IN ONE FOR YEARS

————————————————— —————————— The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron’s health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot [...]

Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a [...]

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I’ve just watched a scary film about a couple with a haunted yoghurt…..

Paranormal Activia !

…they should learn never to mess with the Yakult !

Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This [...]