Scorchio! Telford basks in Carribean Heatwave Amazeballs.
In temperatures not seen since 2018, the population of Telford is out in vest tops and drinking from cans in the street.
The drought for local news journalists is real, with a complete lack of anything cut & pastable, many are reduced to begging on social media for photos of you lot enjoying yourselves in the sun, or hanging around the M54 services in case Theresa needs a slash on the way back to the home counties.
Normal service will be resumed on Tuesday, when everyone is back a work, rolling up sleeves to compare lobster-like limbs and sharing tales of the beer garden.