You must be jo-ho-ho-king

You must be jo-ho-ho-king

The kids have been back barely a day, they haven’t even had chance to scuff their box-fresh Clarkes shoes or have a protractor stolen, and the shops are turning their attention to Christmas.

Staff have been stocking the shelves of Telfords Tesco supermarket with tins of festive biscuits, in seasonal packaging. Nothing says Christmas like a pair of stags, a Robin, and a cute Westie looking very much like a bewildered Brian Harvey in that famous East 17 video.

We all know that the Christmas Tree in Wetherspoons, promoting the £6.99 three-course Yuletide dinner, with a free non-EU drink thrown in, is just days away.

It won’t be long before I’m loading up the Coke Truck itinerary webpage and smashing the F5 button, to bring you the most important seasons greetings.

Is it too soon to start flogging this stuff?

11 thoughts on “You must be jo-ho-ho-king

  • September 3, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    Never to early already started love Christmas

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    B&M been selling stuff for a few weeks

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm
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    Most shops had christmas stuff in for weeks now!

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:12 pm
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    Naomi Whyle officially Christmas!!!

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    I work in retail and we’ve had our Christmas things, diaries and calendars out for the last month or so

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go…… 😀

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    How much they selling them for lmfao x

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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    Already seen the chocolates in the shop as well

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    I’m after one of these if there’s any going.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 7:32 pm
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    It should all be banned until December the 1st

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