Cougar Mums in Telford
Cougar Mums in Telford
*Record Scratch* So you’re probably wondering how we got ourselves into this situation.
A little while back, a lady, we’ll call ‘Kim’ because that’s her name, shared a photo of an abandoned adult ‘toy’ which attracted some attention here on Facebook.
I’m not sure of the exact date, and I don’t want to hunt around for it because I’ll have to be explaining the contextual search ads to Mrs Live until Christmas Eve.
Out of the blue ‘Kim’ spots some more dubious litter not a million miles away from her first find. This time its an adult DVD case, contents unverified.
A remarkable coincidence. Either Telford Central is one end of some weird worm hole, the other end of which is under a bush in the 1990s, or ‘Kim’ is divesting herself of her collection, albeit incredibly slowly and publicly. If not either one of those, then I have nothing further to go on.
If this item is yours, please note that Telford & Wrekin has declared a climate emergency and while it probably isn’t a single use plastic by any means, you should have used the purple bin.
19 thoughts on “Cougar Mums in Telford”
Glen Price Jnr this yours bro
I remember people used to say Paul Raymond was a generous man because people never bought his magazines, he just left them on trains, bushes, buses etc. Now this.
Nick Handley this has got be either yours or torrez,s
Brian Moss misplaced your dvd again?
Grantus Maximus you’re gonna have to stop all this littering mate
Why does mine come with a climate warning??
Luke Swan defo yours
Luke Leadbetter you’ve dropped ya DVD mate !
Thank god you found it, when can I collect it
Nothing to see here it’s a documentary about a grassroots football team – the Coalbrookdale Cougars and their mums. A real feel good family movie for Sunday afternoons with a happy ending.
Kim is trying to stop fondling with herself but is addicted to shakey legs she nearly got caught In the Bush with her toy then said she found it now she’s gone onto women as they know how to eat it , Kim’s just obsessed with hitting the button
Alex Long they found your collection.. well part of it..
Cal Jake Jo Steadman told you Bush porn was a real thing
How much to post?
It must have fallen out of your bag Jack Gee
Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. this new technology plays havoc with your lyrics!